Marital Husband Wife Jokes

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पत्नी आप बहुत भोले हैं | Marital

पत्नी - आप बहुत भोले हैं..आपको कोई भी बेवकूफबना देता हैपति ...शुरुआत तो तेरे बाप ने की है.... लड़का लड़की देखने गया:उनको बात करने के लिए अकेले बैठा दिया गया।लड़की डरते डरते:भैया आप कितने भाई बहिन...

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भगवान हाथ जोड़कर बोले | Marital

चिंटू के कोई संतान नहीं थी। उसने खूब मन्नतें मांगी, नंगे पैर तीर्थ यात्रा पर गया, भूमि पर सोया, सारे देवी देवताओं के दर्शन किए, बहुत दिनों तक उपवास किया। अंत में कठिन निर्जला व्रत आरंभ कर दिया। तब...

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I am using your wife day and night | Marital

Story of a sincere apology a man received a message from his neighbor... "sorry sir, i am using your wife… day and night... when you are not present at home… in fact, much more than...

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Types of C O N D O M S | Marital

Imagine if all the top brand's start selling condoms, they won't even have to change their tag line.. 'Pepsodent' condom:raat bhar dishum dishum.. =========='Colgate' condom:ye hai hamara suraksha...

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Mujhe AIDS hai | Marital

Husband: to pretty girl in bazar: i lost my wife here, can u talk to me for a while? girl:why? man:because whenever i talk to any girl, my wife appears out of nowhere patiyon (husbands) par ek...

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Husband and the Horror Movie | Marital

एक पर्स चोर : चलती बारात में मैंने तुम्हें दूल्हे की जेब पर हाथ साफ करने को कहा था, तुमने किया क्यों नहीं?दूसरा चोर : मुझे उसकी सूरत देखकर दया आ गई।बेचारा! दो-दो मुसीबतों को एक साथ कैसे संभालता...

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Bhabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao naa | Marital

Husband and wife sex kar rahe the. achanak kisine door bell bajayi.aadmi ne 5 min bad darwaja khola. dost - yaar badi der laga di darwaja kholne me ? aadmi - hum log chatni koot rahe the. ...

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9 months no college | Marital

Ek ladki dushri ladki se: agar mai kisi car ke niche aajaun, to one month no college! Dushri ladki: agar mai ek truck ke niche aajaun,to three months no college! Smart Ladka: agar tum dono mere...

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My bra tightens Non - vej Jokes | Marital

parbinder: mom, when i see theneighbour's son, my bra tightens.jeeto: next time, don't wear the bra,his pant would tighten. jungle me ek shikari ko shikar ni mila to wo muth marne baith gya.ek sher...

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5 Saal main 7 Baache | Marital

Sasur ne damad se kaha: 5 saal main 7 baache. ye kya hai ... Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhungaHusband and wife are walking on a road, and...

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25 Lakh Ke Char Pati | Marital

Two girls are travelling in a train Aisha: tujhe kaisa pati chahiye? Sunny: mujhe crorepati chaiiye. Aisha: crorepati na miley to? Sunny: 50 lakh ke do pati chaleñge. Aisha: 50 lakh ke na...

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The battle between Sali and Wife | Marital

Saali is beauty,wife is duty,saali is passion,wife is tension,saali is patakha,wife is sayapa,saali is cool,wife is fool,saali is tuty-fruity,wife is qismat futi, saali is fresh cake,wife is...

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Sab prabhu ki maya hai | Marital

Santa- what is difference bitween coffee shop and wine shop..? banta- coffee shop is the starting point of love and wine shop is last point of lovePrabhu.. yeh kya moh-maya hai? apna baccha roye, toh...

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Sab se zyada pyar karta hai | Marital

wife ko gusse mein 2 thappad maar k kuch wqt baad pyaar se husband bola: insaan usi ko maarta hai jise wo sab se zyada pyar karta hai. fir wife ne husband ko 3 thappad, 4 laat or 12 dande maar kar...

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My wife is better | Marital

nitish : my wife is too good. she can talk on any subject for hours. laloo : ooh ! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about.mulayam : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai. mulayam's...

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